Asian Boyfriends
When I get a boyfriend, don’t matter wat age i am, but my parents would say “Oh that boy is a terrible husband, not right for this family, we want yu with a japanese boy.” Mom, idc for wat ethnicity yu want a son in law to be, but it i dont like him, then i aint marrying that punk. jake is the best boyfriend i ever had, idc wat people say about our ethnicity, but they gotta deal now. and just cuz theyre a boyfriend, doesnt mean i plan on marryin him right there…im 17 for god sakes! i got all the time in the world, im not gonna think bout marriage even tho weve been together for over a year. when the time comes, ill think about it, for now, get off my case woman.
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!
After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.
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Penguins are the only animals that can stay with the same partner for their entire lives… Will you be my penguin?! ♥
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